Thursday, October 30, 2008

How to play trains with Evan

1. Evan starts by saying "Pway twains Mom."

2. Do not touch the trains until Evan gives you permission.

3. Only play with the trains that Evan gives you.

4. Do not touch Evan's trains.

5. Your train is always shorter than Evan's.

6. Do not touch Evan's trains.

7. Your train cars are always the ones that Evan doesn't like.

8. Do not touch Evan's trains. (remember the first rule of Fight Club?)

9. Continue to drive trains in figure-8 pattern from now until infinity (or bedtime, whichever comes first).

4 comments:

Amanda said...

ok, we both must be night owls! I have been sitting here painting our halloween costumes (no, not Ethans haha!!) Getting ready to shut things down and saw that you had posted something!
That sounds about right on how the games are played, HEY, Evan is the engineer, right!

Mary said...

This made me laugh a lot! My time, I know, is coming...
Happy Halloween!

Anonymous said...

This is soooo funny! Typical of a toddler, bossy and selfish! I love it! Tonight I gave Ethan a giant candy bar for trick or treat, and I took a baby tootsie roll out of his candy to give to papaw and he didn't want me to take HIS candy!! They are all SO SWEET!!

Anonymous said...

We still say you are a writer, so creative. Love, Grandma & Grandpa